Ode to Allergies

ala Porgy and Bess

Summertime
and the livin' is sneezy.
Temp is risin'
The mercury's high.

My nose is stuffy
and I can't stop coughin'
Oh I just want to curl up
In my bed and die.

One of these mornings
I'm gonna wake up breathin'
Then I'll feel rested;
Get to work on time.

But until that morning
I'll keep blowin' my nose
with Puffs plus with Lotion every time.

Claratin
Don't seem to be helpin'.
One eye's watery,
The other is dry.

Head's in pain
From the sinus pressure.
I just want to curl up
In my bed and die.