Tuesday, April 24, 2012

I may be late to the party, but at least I'm pretty....

I can't believe it's done- my very first blog post. Yeah, I know... welcome to the 21st century, right? One can only procrastinate prepare for so long however, so alas I am here.

"What can I expect from this modern day literary masterpiece-in-waiting?" you wonder. Well, I am so glad you asked. In short, you can expect a little bit of everything. Most posts will be related to parenting, relationships, and that elusive work-life balance. There may be occassional bragging about something crafty I've done. (Because let's face it, if you can't brag about yourself, who will do it for you?) But whatever the topic, rest assured that it will be chock full of my opinions and outlook on life. I will try to employ time-tested literary devices such as Humor and Satire as often as I possibly can. If you don't laugh, or don't 'get it', you may want to check your pulse. I guarantee it's you, not me.
In addition to funny, (and here's your only disclaimer people) you may encounter the occassional vulgarity**. Because curse words make me damn funny. I'm not afraid of a serious post, but only in times when it's truly warranted.

Your next question is "why blog?", right? The answer is relatively simple. I have tons of dialogue running through my head at any given time. This blog will be an avenue to get it all out so I don't turn into the crazy cat lady muttering incoherently.

(this image does not belong to me. I think it belongs to Fox)

I have been seriously inspired by some very funny lady bloggers, and am so thankful for the path they've paved. I honestly follows these ladies on a daily basis. You have got to check them out.

There is another blog I follow that is so very inspirational. The strength, and faith, and love that Christina offers her family (and the world) really touches me. http://www.motherquest4.blogspot.com/

**out of courtesy for my audience I will try to refrain from using the "f" word... too much**